I am addicted to Skyrim. After my first hit I knew that was it. It is terrible. Every damn RPG that comes out I get addicted to. I guess addiction runs in my family.
Before Skyrim it was the Dragon Age games, before that is was World of Warcraft, even before that it was Diablo 2 and on and on. I like to think of myself as a FPS gamer who plays RPGs every once in a while. Now that I have admitted my problem I can see that I am RPG nerd. I am not the type that reads every last document of game lore. Shit, most of the time I skip through dialogue. I know I am a terrible nerd. There is just something about the game mechanics of RPGs that suck me in. The fact that I can tailor a character's skills and ass-kick-ability just floods my veins like heroin.
Since I am addicted to it I think I may blog about it. Maybe create a segment called Skyrim Addiction. Write about my adventures in the fake nerdtastic world of Skyrim mixed with how I deal with addiction in real life. They need to have a first world problem meme for me.
My first story is called Sleeping In. I am an early bird. Becky (co-blogger/wife) isn't. She could sleep until noon if I let her. Ever since I have been riding the Skyrim pony I have been letting her sleep in late. I wake up between 5:30 AM and 7:30 AM on most days. This means the more Becky sleeps the more I can play Skyrim without guilt. Plus she makes fun of me while I play! So this morning I woke up and started playing. Right now I am collecting all of the Daedric artifacts. The Daedric quest lines are off the chain, some of the best moments in Skyrim so far. So about 3 hours into my mini marathon (yup 3 hours isn't much) Becky wakes up. Shit. "Let me turn this last quest in," is something she has heard a lot in our many years we have been together. So Becky lays down on the couch waiting for me to finish and turn the PS3 off. I then tell her I woke up too early and want to lay back down. She lays down with me. In 15 minutes she is back to sleep and I am laying there thinking of Skyrim. So I get up an play some more. Sleeps until 11:30. Before Skyrim I would let her get to 10AM then I would open the bedroom door and make noise in the kitchen or just walk into the bedroom and wake her up. Now I just say "honey why don't you sleep in as long as you want," so I can play more. It is pathetic, but awesome at the same time.
Before Skyrim it was the Dragon Age games, before that is was World of Warcraft, even before that it was Diablo 2 and on and on. I like to think of myself as a FPS gamer who plays RPGs every once in a while. Now that I have admitted my problem I can see that I am RPG nerd. I am not the type that reads every last document of game lore. Shit, most of the time I skip through dialogue. I know I am a terrible nerd. There is just something about the game mechanics of RPGs that suck me in. The fact that I can tailor a character's skills and ass-kick-ability just floods my veins like heroin.
Since I am addicted to it I think I may blog about it. Maybe create a segment called Skyrim Addiction. Write about my adventures in the fake nerdtastic world of Skyrim mixed with how I deal with addiction in real life. They need to have a first world problem meme for me.
My first story is called Sleeping In. I am an early bird. Becky (co-blogger/wife) isn't. She could sleep until noon if I let her. Ever since I have been riding the Skyrim pony I have been letting her sleep in late. I wake up between 5:30 AM and 7:30 AM on most days. This means the more Becky sleeps the more I can play Skyrim without guilt. Plus she makes fun of me while I play! So this morning I woke up and started playing. Right now I am collecting all of the Daedric artifacts. The Daedric quest lines are off the chain, some of the best moments in Skyrim so far. So about 3 hours into my mini marathon (yup 3 hours isn't much) Becky wakes up. Shit. "Let me turn this last quest in," is something she has heard a lot in our many years we have been together. So Becky lays down on the couch waiting for me to finish and turn the PS3 off. I then tell her I woke up too early and want to lay back down. She lays down with me. In 15 minutes she is back to sleep and I am laying there thinking of Skyrim. So I get up an play some more. Sleeps until 11:30. Before Skyrim I would let her get to 10AM then I would open the bedroom door and make noise in the kitchen or just walk into the bedroom and wake her up. Now I just say "honey why don't you sleep in as long as you want," so I can play more. It is pathetic, but awesome at the same time.
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